September 28, 2016

Sam Allardyce in The Meaning of Football

Big Sam Allardyce was enjoying his all expenses paid meal a few weeks after being appointed as England football manager on £3m a year.

Not being sure how he was going to fund his lavish lifestyle and love of pies, Mr. Allardyce saw an opportunity to cash in on his success* as England manager earning another £400k by speaking to ‘football enthusiasts' in Singapore and Hong Kong.

Sam Allardyce as Mr. CreosoteLet's just hope he doesn't choke.

* P1 – W1

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