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March 9, 2016

Poorly Russian Athletes Perform Despite Illness

Maria Sharapova meldonium press conference

During her recent press conference, Russian tennis player, Maria Sharapova, announced that she’d made a bit of a boo-boo in continuing to take the drug Meldonium despite it coming onto sport’s banned substance list. This really is an unfortunate oversight for a professional tennis player with a large entourage of support staff. Someone’s dropped a […]

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