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As you're going about your business this week, spare a thought for poor old Man City footballer, Yaya Toure.
Not only does he have to make do on £220,000 per week, but it's been reported that he felt snubbed by his employers when it was his birthday.
He was presented with just two birthday cakes but no Bugatti Veyron. As new cars are regularly given out to employees for birthdays, what were Man City thinking? Did they really think a simple birthday wish, two cakes and a tweet would suffice?
If you want to send Yaya a card, cake or a Bugatti, send it via his employers, Manchester City FC:
Ashton New Rd
Remember: There's always someone worse off than you. #ahhyaya